'This is war': $600/month HOA fees instigate rebellion when a new homeowner finds out his fees go to nothing but a ‘glorified neighborhood watch’

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Oct 18, 2024 5:00 PM EDT

This homeowner got fired up after lamenting about his HOA fee-paying app online, only to find out that his exorbitant fees were amounting to nothing, instigating an all-out rebellion against his HOA board. 

Some HOAs can be helpful–managing landscaping maintenance, communal pools, and barbecue areas–but more often than not, they're a power vacuum and a money dump for homeowners who don't actually get a say in how their money is spent. I live in a complex with an HOA fee and until recently, we only paid a couple hundred dollars a month, which seemed entirely fair as they paid for all of the plant care, the pool, and other facilities (like the gym and BBQs). So I understand the rage this guy felt when the homeowner in our next story, who was strapped to a $600/month payment to his HOA, discovered that his fees went to absolutely nothing. Naturally, he snapped and went full-anarchist. 

Keep scrolling for the rage-inducing tale that'll leave you questioning your own HOAs ethics. 

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    I pay 600$ a month for HOA and this is what I get Is it just me or all the HOA apps are just straight-up horrible? One Time Payment Scheduled Payment Fixed Amount $ $592.00 Payment Amount must be between $0.01 to $null Specify the dollar amount you authorize on the date selected. You acknowledge and agree that, your Association may update, however, is not required to update your payment amount when a new assessment fee is
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    I have been trying to pay my monthly dues for the past week, and this is what I get from customer support. R Reception To You Oct 11 It really does work maybe not from icloud, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe try it without the onlinepayments part of the link
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    DaFuckYuMean Try removing the $. But $600 monthly seems to not come with IT/tech support either. KitchenTest8603 Try removing the 600 instead.
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    Tricky-Cup-1914 $600 a month is a crime. I hate everyone in your HOA. paiyyajtakkar There is an area near where I live where every apartment building we saw had about 1200-1500 HOA fee. Monthly.
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    annieisawesome $600 HOA fee?!? Maybe I'm just a filthy poor but that is legitimately 75% of my entire mortgage payment. They had better do ALLLL the things for you.
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    A few days later...
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    OP (u/neo_the_rabbit) was outraged and decided to rise up against injustice

    Ready to overthrow my $600 per month HOA After receiving an overwhelming response on my last post, and having fellow Redditors almost throw up at the amount of money I pay every month to my HOA.
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    I have decided that I will dedicate every waking day of my life to overthrowing this evil HOA. I was wondering:
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    Why don't people living in a HOA use a voting system for decision-making in their community? Everyone should have a direct say in the decisions (atleast on a micro- scale like that of a HOA).
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    To pull this off, here's what I'm gonna do: • Form a secret society (I'm serious) of trusted neighbors who also see the BS and are down to push for a real voting system.
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    • Start challenging authority at every HOA meeting- monthly, bi-weekly. • Lawyer up. • Establish equal voting on all HOA decisions, based on actual representation. The dictatorship ends here.
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    I have decided that I will dedicate every waking day of my life to overthrowing this evil HOA. I was wondering: Why don't people living in a HOA use a voting system for
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    decision-making in their community? Everyone should have a direct say in the decisions (atleast on a micro- scale like that of a HOA). To pull this off, here's what I'm gonna do:
    via neo_the_rabbit
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    • Form a secret society (I'm serious) of trusted neighbors who also see the BS and are down to push for a real voting system. • Start challenging authority at every HOA meeting- monthly, bi-weekly.
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    • Lawyer up. • Establish equal voting on all HOA decisions, based on actual representation. The dictatorship ends here. This is war. I'll keep everyone updated on how the carnage goes.
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    Suspicious-Cat9026 The sad reality is HOAs only have as much power as the residents let them have. They aren't an individual with right, they aren't a corporation... Basically all the regulations apply and they have little protections other than to
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    enforce city code and safety regulations. Everything else is easy to block. But most people are complacent in the corruption and don't have the time or
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    energy to monitor what the HOA is doing with funds and how it is negatively affecting the community. Good luck on the overthrowing, hopefully you can actually get supporters.
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    HeroldOfLevi yes! Please come back with updates. It would be great to make a "how to destroy an HOA" manual
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